Hoke

A derogatory term used to call someone a hoe and joke at the same time

Person 1: Damn, Chance is such a hoke!

Person 2: Dude, wtf. that's a bit harsh don't you think

by Zeekermaphone August 26, 2023

Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

by Body duck December 3, 2025

Brady Hoke

Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.

Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?

Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.

Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"

Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.

by Brady Hoke's Mom April 11, 2012

pull a hoke

1. Verb- To have a joke go way over your head

2. Verb- To laugh so hard after understanding the joke you lean on your side

I can't even chill with him because if I do he'll pull a hoke on me

by murderleg August 15, 2016

Pull a Hoke

A term originating on the main-line

1.V- To have joke go way over your head, only to get it 30 seconds after anyone else

2.V- To then lean sideways in your chair after getting the joke

Person 1: That joke is too offensive to say

Person 2: Who cares? They'll just pull a hoke anyway.

by murderleg July 30, 2016

Hoked

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

by Willietipit May 12, 2015

Hokeh

When you respond ok,but you dont really care or understand what they just said

If x+2 equals 10,calculate the distance to the moon.
You: Hokeh

by jforgotten2002 January 26, 2017