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When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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Uzbeki hogwash

A fetish common in the balkan underground; the act of smoking opium out of a hooka as a partner places you into a bath tub filled with a mix of Clam Chowder, cum , and raid insect killer with a ratio of 10:2:3.
“I learned the hard way not to accept drinks from strangers at clubs. I woke up one day in an Uzbeki hogwash, with a man next to me claiming he was a descendent of the tamal kings. I’ve smelt like clams since February, my nails are turning blue and falling off and my limbs have chaffed from the gimp suit. But at least i’m malaria proof now.
by louis-toledo May 19, 2022
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Hogwash

what you say when your 9 and you cant say b.s or your parents will take away your x-box and minecraft
mom:Why did you lie about that?!
9 yo:HOGWASH i didnt!!
mom:wot
by boi September 2, 2018
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HogWash

(n/verb)
1. The washing of the “hogs,” in reference to the feet being cleaned; usually with the mouth.
Hey slime, your feet are lookin super dirty. Looks like you’re due for a hogwash.
by NudistBuddhist October 9, 2022
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Hogwash

When you’re riding a motorcycle and your riding bitch jerks you off from behind.
I came all over the front of my bike after Norma-Jean finished me with the ol’ hogwash.
by Dickus Cheesus July 20, 2024
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