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When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.
How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.
by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
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happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.
by Patty E November 25, 2016
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Blunted Hogwash

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.
by Cudoskrn May 16, 2011
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Load of hogwash

A load of hogwash refers to food fit for swine. As a matter of speech, the expression means nonsensical or unintelligible stuff that someone uses to explain for why things happen. To give it body, it is food fit for domesticated pigs generally called swine.
Reliable workshops will tell you a refrigerant top-up service is a load of hogwash. It is also a waste of your money. A low gas level means a leak in the car's air conditioning system. It needs immediate repair as a gas top-up offers you only temporary relief.

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swine food rubbish nonsense garbage
by chenrong January 8, 2017
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Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.
Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!
by Noobrication April 4, 2009
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Uzbeki hogwash

A fetish common in the balkan underground; the act of smoking opium out of a hooka as a partner places you into a bath tub filled with a mix of Clam Chowder, cum , and raid insect killer with a ratio of 10:2:3.
“I learned the hard way not to accept drinks from strangers at clubs. I woke up one day in an Uzbeki hogwash, with a man next to me claiming he was a descendent of the tamal kings. I’ve smelt like clams since February, my nails are turning blue and falling off and my limbs have chaffed from the gimp suit. But at least i’m malaria proof now.
by louis-toledo May 19, 2022
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hog wash

Not of high quality.
Complete Bull.
Not that awesome.
Kind of crappy.
Not porperly completed work.
A lie.
A statement of an non-accurate origin.
This document is complete Hog Wash.
by Jim Don September 7, 2005
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