Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
by Funkyfresh81 November 8, 2007
Get the hofmug. The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"
by V-Spec September 8, 2003
Get the hofmug. Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 11, 2010
Get the hoffedmug. by dhbanana October 3, 2006
Get the hoffingmug. A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020
Get the Hoffingmug. by Falken41241 December 8, 2015
Get the Hoffingmug. 
Get the hofmug.