Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Hobnob

An unusually girthy Penis, with a flat bell, of an oaty nature.

I could barely fit it in my mouth he had such a large hobnob.

by Crusaders fo hobnobs-oaty wars December 17, 2011

hobnob

The cunning art of nudging one person with your 'piece' while mouthing the phrase "huh huh huh"

Eamon surprised Rachel with a swift hobnob from behind

by TangenT June 6, 2004

Hobnob

Another word for tea bagging when you consider how often do you re-dunk a tea bag compared to a biscuit, specially a hobnob.

That's called a Hobnob then

by TeddyMan November 30, 2011

Hobnob

Like a Hobgoblin is a part-goblin, the word hobnob can be used as a noun to describe someone who is a bit of a knob. It is a playful term as it is not as bad as being a full knob.

Can also be spelt as hobknob.

"Mate, you're a bit of a hobnob."

by The Majestic Menice April 13, 2010

Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

hobnoblin

Someone who is extremely competent at networking in a casual or professional setting.

Yeah, she's a real hobnoblin.

by Oxford Commanist December 12, 2010