Poo Hobble

The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.

I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.

Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.

by slothwv October 22, 2010

hibble hobble

a non offensive word for a disabled person

mom its a hibble hobble

by hibble hobble maker July 21, 2023

Calvin and Hobbles

Nickname for the current QB/WR tandem for the Detroit Lions. Refers to Calvin Johnson and the oft hurt Daunte Culpepper.

The Lions ended the season 0-16 last year despite the best efforts of Calvin and Hobbles.

by 3_inch_thrill April 10, 2009

Dutchmans hobble

The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.

I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.

by Horn521 June 16, 2015

gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020