hmp 

help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick

logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok

hmp by kevin =) February 15, 2008

Hmp 

High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.

"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"

Hmp by Concerned Husband November 2, 2013

HMP 

Honeymoon Phase: the period in any relationship/event/goings on/etc. when everything is dreamy, and you don't actually see the bad in anything.

Do not say HMP phase.

Ughh, look at those lovebirds holding hands. Still in the HMP.

Or

Girl, once the HMP ended, I got outta there so fast!

HMP by VjustV August 16, 2011

HMP 

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HMP is leading political party.

HMP by greatgujarati May 3, 2018

HMP 

HMP (Hungs moms pussy)

The sweet pussy of your asian friends mom
Or if your friends mom are a hooker/slut

Can't tonight boys, i have an appointment with HMP
HMP did me rough last night!

HMP by xxbango1 April 26, 2017

HMP 

Abbreviation of Hung's Mom's Pussy

Lord Storr: Have you tasted HMP?
Emil Stabil: Yes, it was good!

HMP by Miratin April 26, 2017

Hmp 

He is sweet kind and always there for you . He is handsome and a real keeper you will instantly fall in love with his charm and charisma confidence and blue eyes. He is every girl's dream and knows how to treat a lady.

Hmp

Hmp by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020