HJ

Hungry Jacks
One the yummiest, yet dodgiest fast food restaurants ever. Sometimes it steals macccas food, but it is still superioir

Mackenzileigh - DO YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO HJ'S
TIFFANY - WHAT'S HJ'S
Mackenzileigh - ONLY THE BEST FAST FOOD PLACE EVR!

HJ by GEORGIE PIG🐷🐷🐷 November 3, 2021

HJ

You do me then take care of yourself

If I suck you will you suck me?
Nah... HJ it

HJ by Jiggityjag July 30, 2023

/hj 

half-joking

A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.

A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj

/hj by demonkoala October 14, 2020

/hj 

An indicator of a half joke, hailing from twitter. Used mainly by/for neurodivergent people to help convey emotional intention through text.

you've changed and not for the better /hj

/hj by dayfpg September 23, 2020

/hj

Means to hilariously jest

P1:every pic I see of that guy he wearing the same hat
P2:I'm convinced it's a wig or he's balding

P1:I hope he is /hj

/hj by This guy again June 18, 2026

HJ's on Holy Days 

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

HJ's on Holy Days by deucebiggss February 27, 2014

HJ Classic 

When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.

Dude, I got an HJ Classic from Whitney last night!

HJ Classic by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011