historia

historia reiss or hisu, one of the characters from aot. she is the prettiest and most amazing person in the whole world and if you don’t like her you need to re watch the show. she’s also one of the best written people in the show. she is so strong and underrated, she needs more appreciation.

person 1: i just got into the aot fandom! what are your thoughts on historia?
person2: i love her so much and i hope you do too, she’s one of the best written characters in the show and is so cool and extremely underrated and hated for no reason. don’t you agree?

by historiasbiggestfan March 17, 2021

Hiltonized

98% wasted or stoned +
1% tabledancing +
1% sorrounded by drunk or high friends

Nicole Richie was hiltonized last night with her friends.

by laweaPicante March 15, 2009

Historia Reiss

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.

Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."

by cumspewp October 6, 2017

historiuh

a tiktoker who is funny and hot asf

posts about anime and aot

Person 1: "Do you follow @historiuh on tiktok?"
Person 2: "No I don't"
Person 1: *Gouges Person 2's eyes out with a spoon*

by ur mom😩 February 22, 2021

historiasymir_

A really cool demigirl lesbian who loves Historia and kins nagito

Me: historiasymir_ is one of my favorite tiktoker

Someone: who's that?

Me: theyre are my cool mutual
Someone: got it! I'll follow them real now

by theeyelessflower August 3, 2021

to hipsterize

To impose the hipster culture on someone.

The guy started to hipsterize everyone at the party.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Ultimate historian

Ultimate historian is the title for anyone who will be able to achieve the finale goal of all who study history:
ability to predict the future based on knowledge of the past.

finally! I did it! I became the Ultimate historian, now I know how to make my country great again!

by Leo of the Харків April 8, 2023