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hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010
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Troga-hoga-hippofrogamous

An extremely ugly woman.
Derived from a combination of four other words that could be used in similar context.
TROGLODYTE
HOG
FROG
HIPPOPOTAMOUS
That girl is a Troga-hoga-hippofrogamous!
by Gurtbigfish April 20, 2009
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Hippocrocomoo

A Hippocrocomoo is a name for a person, male or female, who is a) overweight like a hippo b) has unfortunate features like a crocodile and c) has the characteristics of a moo cow
Hippocrocomoo: Use your imagination!
by i wear a bib May 14, 2010
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Hippothotamus

A fat hoe that takes too much dick
Susan you’ve been a real hippothotamus lately
by ThotLord159 August 3, 2018
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Hippothotamus

Look at that HIPPOTHOTAMUS yonder!
by Mz.Kitty June 23, 2014
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hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.
"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."
by Jabo January 16, 2004
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Hippocrocopig

An unusual creature in that it only comes in female version. Typically found in cheap nasty holiday resorts, the Hippocrocopig is around 5 ft 6 inches both high and wide and is has unusual features, namely gross ugliness, arse like a waterbuffallo, stomach that sticks out twice as far as breasts, few teeth and extremely bad breath.The hippocrcopig is a scavenger praying on vulnarable middle aged men, chewing them up, spitting them out leaving them both traumatised and bewildered.
'A group of hippocrcopigs is as PIKs or Pigs in Knickers. Hippocrocopigs are typically found in large numbers at The Ugly Bird Ball
by xocet November 14, 2011
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