A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.
First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.
by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010
Get the hippochondriac mug.Some fat kid who sweats his ass off in video games and owns a 5$ mic. The background of his mic is also like a Spanish household. With dogs barking and his mom beating his siblings with a flip flop
by King Rickish May 30, 2019
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Hippocorn • hippocornamus • Hippoconna • hippocrite • hippocrate • hippocrip • Hippocrit • Hippocracy • Hippocricket • hippocrocapig
Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
by Neologician November 14, 2012
Get the hippocrite mug.A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.
The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.
by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009
Get the Hippocrate mug.A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005
Get the hippocrite mug.noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.
Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
by Truthinese July 29, 2012
Get the Hippocrit mug.The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.
All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.
by DJD58 December 20, 2012
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