hijinkery

v. Much needed verbification of “hijinks.”

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

hijihkeydad

verb

to run at a superhuman pace.

The alien was going to hijihkeydad to reach the crater.

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! May 3, 2022

hijickie

a idiotic, stupid imbecile who only answers with I don't know.

Such a hijickie

by Oslemen September 20, 2022

hijill

To commandeer a public conveyance (bus, plane, ship, etc.) using armed women.

Da classic, "I've been taken hostage by a terrorist group, but I don't want to be rescued" joke (i.e., da photo shows a dude sitting on da ground and surrounded by a dozen or more buxom scantily-clad hotties holding AK-47s) is a prime example of a hijilling. As da supposed "hostage" says, though, he prefers to just stay wif them instead of having anyone try to take him away, since his "captors" are all so gorgeous and desirable, and thus he actually ENJOYS being their captive; also, of course, da idea is dat if he simply behaves himself and cooperates wif whatever his lady-captors tell him to do, some or all of said voluptuous-bodied rebels will likely allow him "ultimate privileges" as a reward. :P :D

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

Hijìn

A Man guided by love and or passion, a brute, and or a fool too dense to get that they need to do better

I have no idea how Hijìn hasn’t passed his exams, guess he’s too much of a idiot to comprehend simple literature

by DeadXLJ August 5, 2023

hijinx

Originating from Baker Skateboards videographer, Beagle(Beaglism). Hijinx is the epitome of the dark world of skateboarding. Drugs, Alcohol, and Tomfoolery. Hijinx consists of nefarious pranks which aim to bring joy to the pranksters and wreak havoc on society.

Damn bro, those were some epic hijinx we used to pull back in the day. Remember when we set that 80 year old's hair on fire. Shit was LIT.

by your greatest nightmare999 February 18, 2025