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The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024
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The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014
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