Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011

Hibernating

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.

"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"

by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017

Hibermating

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

Hiberdating

when a person ignores there friends in favor of a boyfriend/ girlfriend.

i am hiberdating with my boyfriend

by Gurton Buster November 19, 2018

Social hibernating

When you don’t socialise for a long time.

I can not wait to stop social hibernating and start socialising again.

by Tedztar May 2, 2018

Hibernaking

It's like hibernating naked.

Ie, when sleeping naked in winter and not leaving the nice warm bed for anything, even the urge to pee, because the cold is too scary.

Sorry bladder. Can't get up, I'm hibernaking.

by The Ostrich Effect September 2, 2015

hibermating

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013