Eli herzer

The fattest gayest person ever

Ahh will keep jerking me till I jizz I want to Eli herzer on you

by Gay men December 5, 2018

hezer

house, or place of living.

my bitch was comin to my hezer and i was like, "biotch"

by adam da masta p playa March 3, 2003

Hizzermann

some homo that thinks he is cool

I'm Hizzerman, but I like to play with barbies.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Hazzer

Yiddish term for traif (non kosher) food. Mostly used to refer to ham and bacon.

Tom :Yo Yoni you want a bacon Sarnie?
Yoni: Yeah man pass the hazzer!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

hizzer

1. A woman who you dislike, who is unpleasant and nasty.
2. A sexual term for someone you knock around in bed or a bitch

1. That woman who just called me fat is such a hizzer!
2. come here you fexy (fucking sexy) hizzer, im going to screw you sore!

by Kc_Kit-Kat November 15, 2006

Hizzermann

A highly popular socially desireble individual known for his particular prowess with the english language, often creating new vocabulary or forms of grammer indiscriminately. Can also be used as a adj, usually with the connotation "pimp" or "really really freaking cool".

1. Did you check out that pimp hizzermann-ass car?

2. Sorry I can't go with you, I'm going with Hizzermann to the movies, although he doesn't know it. I just feel attracted to him you know?

by Hermann Kwan February 27, 2003

Raven Hetzer Face

A Face '^'.'^' I made for my beautiful girlfriend cuz she wore glasses and i thought it was cute ,but now she wears contacts :-(. synonyms: ('^'.'^')

1.) Hey babe did you see that Raven Hetzer Face i sent you pretty crazy right

by Gannon The man pig beast August 29, 2011