Gay people: oh hi
Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy
Gay people: I just said hi. TvT
Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy
Gay people: I just said hi. TvT
by Heh heh yk who January 11, 2021
“Why is it that heterosexuals endlessly mistreat homosexuals when heterosexuals are the ones giving birth to the future serial killers of the world? They’re always humiliating homosexuals without ever pulling out the mirror and pondering for a very long time (something many homosexuals do when they go through their existential crisis after dealing with so much homophobia). Heterosexuals are going to pay for their evil. They try to lessen someone’s righteous anger by yelling cheap/overused statements like, ‘We love you!’ — heterosexuals don’t love anybody, but themselves. These are superficial words and they don’t prove their love. Their definition of love is forcing someone to be straight... but the moment a gay man hits on a straight man, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and people act like Mother Teresa crawled out of her grave with an AK-47 to kill everyone in sight because she realised that she wasted TOO MUCH TIME on a sadistic human race that never changes... BECAUSE OF HETEROSEXUALS.”
by Patricia Jenkins September 25, 2018
A disease with unfortunately has NO cure 😔 the unnatural attraction of a man to a woman and vice versa caused by satan himself
by Perfect confidentiality June 6, 2022
by sharon August 22, 2003
The quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex.
Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.
Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.
Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.
Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.
by Legit Muscle Head July 1, 2019
Heterosexuality refers to sexual, and romantic attraction exclusively between two individuals of opposite genders. It is characterised as a sexual orientation, contrasted with homosexuality and bisexuality. see heterosexual.In slang straight is a mid-20th century gay slang term for heterosexuals.
by sweet jesus July 4, 2006
Is not real. Doesn't exist. Unnatural. Just a phase. Don't let the internet brainwash you into thinking you are one of them. It's commonly referred to a sort of unusual mutated species known as 'the heterosexuals'. They are known to breed and make tiny spawns of the devil, aka kids which is disgusting as hell. Anyone who is heterosexual must go to hell (God's words not mine). Heterosexuality is a threat to our society and therefore should cease to exist. #banheterosexuality2k20
by The Gay Sprite October 5, 2020