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heterosuckual

A guy who is romantically straight but enjoys giving head to men.
At gloryholes, James kept getting annoyed by guys wanting to suck him off because he was strictly heterosuckual and would go instantly soft if a dude touched him.
by flsavagefan November 20, 2019
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Heterolifemate

She's not my best friend. She's my heterolifemate
by tarancegeezy January 16, 2011
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heterofuckable

A guy who is predominantly straight but is always the passive partner with another guy!
Dave: I hooked up with Jon last week.

Ann: I thought he was straight

Dave: no, he is heterofuckable!
by J Gee January 6, 2008
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Heteropocrisy

Heterosexuals proclaiming that all men are created equal, but denying gays the right to be seen as equal to, treated as equal, or married in the same fashion as heterosexuals.

Also, any Republican politician who has a wide stance.
Except for her racist comments, Michele Bachmann's statements were those of complete heteropocrisy.

Michele Bachmann's "Pray away the gay" is sheer heteropocrisy, particularly given her husband's effimnate flare.
by JungleBoi September 2, 2011
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A term representing an individual's sexual orientation or attraction that combines multiple preferences and attractions into a comprehensive expression. It encompasses an attraction to kindness (amabiliphile) and places value on it within relationships. It also includes a connection to intelligence or knowledge (sapio- and genti-) as a factor in the individual's attraction. Furthermore, it entails an attraction to macrophilia, specifically in relation to smaller objects (relativum- and macrophili), and a particular affinity or attraction towards large buttocks (pygophilide). A heteronihonamabiliphilesapiogentirelativumacrophilimagnapygophilidecontentinrelationeadkentaryucumiuscumquetasosexual desires to be in situations depicted in the art of Kentaryu, within the realm of macrophilia. This term reflects a unique sexual identity that emphasizes the importance of kindness, intelligence, and various specific attractions within relationships. It does not limit attraction by age but requires legal age and consent.
Gerald, who identifies as a person ofheteronihonamabiliphilesapiogentirelativumacrophilimagnapygophilidecontentinrelationeadkentaryucumiuscumquetasosexuality, yearns for the day when he can experience the enchanting scenarios depicted in Kentaryu's artwork, particularly those involving macrophilia.
by XExoxiousX June 26, 2023
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heteropillow

A pillow placed between two men sharing a bed in order to maintain the status of heterosexual. Prevents disturbingly unintentional man on man spooning.
You are not getting in this fucking bed without a heteropillow.
by Beaujob July 9, 2007
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heteroactivist

A person who lawfully, peacefully, and respectfully opposes GLBT pressure groups.
I won't be silenced by the gay community, as long as I'm not condoning violence, I have the right to my heteroactivist lifestyle.
by Carl Rowan Morris December 10, 2008
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