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Hentacles

The slick and generally pulsating musclular appendages of hentai monsters, normally tentacular in nature.
"Hiroko watched, mortified, as hentacles blocked her means of escape and then methodically began wrapping her limbs in their slimy touch and forcing them apart..."
by Keshu September 6, 2005
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testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 3, 2004
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Tig Ol' Besticles

The male equivalent of tig ol' bitties.

Larger than average testicles.
I saw John naked and he had tig ol' besticles.
by aamdeter November 5, 2012
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testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.
I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs
by b-neners March 10, 2008
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jesticles

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"
by juegos November 1, 2021
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testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.
john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay
by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022
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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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