Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

by Ulphy September 22, 2008

hessika jorton

her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.

hey have you met hessika jorton ?

Nah

You should... you'll love her

by tomago otama December 18, 2019

heshekenji

heshekenji is a Tik Toker. His Tik Tok videos are usually based around Bungo Stray Dogs, an anime. She is also known as "the kenji person".

I love heshekenji! She's one of my favorite mutuals!

by nobarasgf April 10, 2022

hessed

Something that is hella messed up.

Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?

by Jim Darr May 20, 2017

Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

hessey

A very white person otherwise known as an albino that can burn in the slightest bit of sun

Look at that guy with sunburn he is such a hessey

by Starts86 July 23, 2017

Hesse

Talent that is there.

Damn! This musician has real Hesse. All his beats are mad smooth.

by Camohesse November 11, 2018