A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
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2. Something akin to sex without love for hardcore Beatles fans.
2. Something akin to sex without love for hardcore Beatles fans.
Hardcore Beatles Fan #1: Hey, do you wanna listen to Revolver?
Hardcore Beatles Fan #2: Y'know, I don't really think that my mind can handle being blown like that right now. How about Herman's Hermits?
Hardcore Beatles Fan #2: Y'know, I don't really think that my mind can handle being blown like that right now. How about Herman's Hermits?
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Born this way video = hermesing.
by Heather Harkness March 15, 2011
Get the hermesing mug.Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.
by Yakob99 June 28, 2013
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by the_man August 25, 2006
Get the Hermès mug.1. A phrase to use in all situations where "That's what she said" and "No Homo" should be used.
2. Phrase \created to use in lieu of "That's what she said" and "No Homo" as these phrases have been overused.
3. Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
4. A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
2. Phrase \created to use in lieu of "That's what she said" and "No Homo" as these phrases have been overused.
3. Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
4. A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
Her: "Would you like to stay the night and park your car in my garage?" Him: "No Hermie"
Her: "Are you in?" Her: "No Hermie!"
Him to one of his boys: "Would you like some of my banana? No Hermie"
Her: "Are you in?" Her: "No Hermie!"
Him to one of his boys: "Would you like some of my banana? No Hermie"
by BlazinBlaze March 19, 2011
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Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.
Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.
Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.
Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.
Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.
Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.
Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.
Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.
by martyrbitch May 28, 2006
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