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heghog

A creature that likes weed, and says chyeah alot.
by garysteez March 27, 2011
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hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003
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Height supremacist

A male or female who uses the height of other individuals as their main way of establishing their value and character.
Mike is a height supremacist because he only dates tall girls.
by Puckhard.com December 19, 2014
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hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking
Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016
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heightist

An act, acts, or attitutes that seek to denigrate or discriminate against people of height.

The act of treating people of different physical stature as if they were essentially different.
"He's too short to play lead"
by Michael Calwell April 23, 2004
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Height Flight

1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.

2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.

3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.

"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
by EDDIEFM September 2, 2013
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Hershey Nympho

A Nymphomaniac that only does sexual things with African-Americans.
"Did you hear what Stephanie did last night?"
"No."
"She let 24 black guys run a train on her."
"What a Hershey Nympho!"
by Fluffer Nuter February 8, 2014
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