Hesher

a Person usu. male who frequents metal shows and Music Stores. Generally Possessing long Hair. Pre-"Grunge" era, yet similar in appearance.

"hey, check out that Hesher in the Metallica Shirt"

by Greezy Hesher August 31, 2011

hesher

Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache

Damn, look at the Krokus backpatch on the greasy hesher!!!!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

hesher

Someone who smokes and drinks and loves metal.

Cephalic carnage...full on heshers

by Bill Llib September 21, 2005

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005

The Hamburger Hepler Effect

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012

Hepherschmidt

Hepherschmidt is a replacement word for any word or can be added on to any sentance to make the sentance more powerful and eye catching.

What the Hepherschmidt?!

or This is BS! Hepherschmidt!

by dumper-bumper bandit May 6, 2009

hesher

A washed up,greasy,skinny longhair. Known back in the 80's for chronic bike thievery, the stolen ten speed would be altered so the handle bars would sit upside down. Generally homophobic but are usually prone to turgid dick toking sessions on the sly.

The king of all heshers is the singer from "desensitized", a tired, shitty band of old washed up Victoria, BC heshers

Man, that hesher just rode up on my neigbor's bike and tried to sell me a chunk of black bubble gum. He called it "hosh".

by hater of heshers July 13, 2004