Hapher

A gay white person that cheats on his white girlfriend with black woman.

That nucca be a hapher!

by I created the Hapher! November 18, 2009

Haphephobia

An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.

Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.

by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013

hypherventafaded

when an individual enters a hyperactive state while simultaneously being intoxicated (being on fade). it is a cross being the words hyphy, hyper, and faded, and is commonly used to describe a highly energetic perfomance enhancement for things such as an extreme stunt, musical performance, or sexual intercourse. this emotional, mental, and physical state is rare and extremely hard to attain.

DUDE 1: "Brah, you totally landed that christ air nollie mctwist after downing a fifth of e and j."

DUDE 2: "I know I'm a little hypherventafaded and need to catch my breath. Pass me a beer."

by yasjamz May 11, 2010

hasher

A member of the worldwide "Drinking club with a running problem", the Hash House Harriers. A hasher is either a Hare or a Hound in a running event where the runner designated as the "Hare" lays trail (usually with flour) and the "Hounds" (the other runners) follow the trail. Once you have run in the hash for a period of time, all hashers are dubbed with a "hash name", or nickname.

Are you a hasher?
Sure am! Name's Jerks His Own. On! On!

by Jerks His Own August 25, 2005

Hasher

Member of the Has House Harriers. Hence a drinker with a running problem. A good bloke

Here's to Fatso, He's true blue. He's a hasher through and through

by Britarse December 18, 2003

hasherdabery

A medicinal marijuana store

Dude1: Hey let's blaze man
Dude2: I'm all out, gotta go to the hasherdabery for refills

by reedar56 June 14, 2011

Hashers

(n), pleural of Hasher

Member of the worldwide "Drinking club with a running problem", the Hash House Harriers. When together in a group, they are usually running about looking for the trail that leads to the secret circle designed for the consumption of beer and lewd fun.

Where there are hashers there is usually beer near.

by downN'dirty May 26, 2009