self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

Repeating Status Syndrome

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com

Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...

by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009

Herbating

Getting High while masterbating

Got out of class early and caught my roommate herbating.

by Mizlu March 30, 2019

heating up cold soup

Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.

The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.

Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.

by Windton September 13, 2020

crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

heating

crying or in general being too emotionally upset over a situation that's not really that serious -- in honor of the miami heat regular season postgame ritual

quit heating; no one needs to go to jail because someone smudged your puma

by gangstafred March 24, 2011

shepeating

The act of a woman restating (either exactly or with some modification) the ideas of a man soon after he has expressed them. Typically, the woman will make these statements as though she were their original source.

His boss was just shepeating his plan to save the company money.

by ITJane September 28, 2017