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hearse

(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.
I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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Helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis

A medical condition meaning u have stage 1, 2, 3, and 4 of cancer all at the same time while having a deadly cold whilst also having a heart attack,
Helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis also has a 100% chance of death and there are no possible cures of it, but dont worry the only way you can get helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis is by eating 10 dogs or if it runs in the family which only has a 0.00000000001% chance.
i have helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis.
by Henrythegerman June 13, 2023
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Hears to my ears

The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.
Jessica’s singing is hears to my ears!”
by Xxninjaryanxxss September 19, 2020
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Helash

A virus that you get when you sleep with a girl. This girl is hated by everyone, including your room mates and their friends. She steals your parking spots and eats all your food and annyos the fuck out of everyone.
man, this ho gave me a bad case of helash, now my buddies party without me!
by frank pitawanakwat November 1, 2004
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Horton hears a who

A good book by Dr. Seuss. About an elephant who saves a tiny world full of whos- who are small people.
Horton Hears a Who is a great book.
by Jeremiah December 21, 2004
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Rollin' in a hearse

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.
That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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turd hearse

A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
by oldgeezer March 6, 2010
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