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meat head 

Someone who works out at the gym,beats up freshman,plays football, and drinks beer every single day of their highschool lives. They like to eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade.
Years later when they are out of school, they will have kids who they will beat up because of them striking out in a little league baseball game. They will still eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade. Then their wives will divorce them. They will still be your head football coach that you know never did well in their lives before.
meat head by slob696969 May 13, 2006
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Meat Head 

A guy with a swollen head, or a the common jock. Also a man with no neck. The face, and chest meld together like chopmeat, there fore he is a meat head. Also a guy who works out to much, and has a disgustingly thick neck.
Kev is such a meat head.
Meat Head by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006

Meat Head 

Usually an individual who is precieved as unintelligent but also a common word to call someone a retard
Meat Head by Masssssive November 8, 2018

Big brother meat head syndrome 

When you become so buff meat starts spreading to your brain and you don't know how to think anymore. You also starts drooling and sweating when ever you try to think, signs and symptoms would be saying the word dur consecutively and you begin having trouble forming proper sentences.
man after Wilson went to the gym he started developing big brother meat head syndrome

meat head 

A guy who can generally be quite big or muscly and is not very intelligent. A person that says stupid things, and think they are saying something that is sensible. They makes comments without thinking about them first. However this term is not rude but be used about your friends in a jokey light manner.
Jo he is such a meathead. Inmaths he did the stupidest thing...

You are such a meathead,lol
meat head by ET May 24, 2005

meat head slap 

The act of slapping a meat head, someone with a massive head, in the back of their head. Makes a good sound.
Hey i just totally gave him a meat head slap. He got owned.
meat head slap by Elliott Ayling January 20, 2008

Meat Head 

A person(usually and hopefully male) that frequents affliction or hollister stores and local GNC's looking for the latest muscle gainer. Known mostly for their quick temper and lack of coordination while participating in sports other than weight lifting. Meat Heads usually peak in popularity in high school and start declining after sophomore year in college due to either the over capacity of meatheads at the school or he is just a dousche bag. Overall the lives of meatheads are failures due to the fact they're never satisfied with their size.
Dude, lets go to the UND GNC or the mall and buy affliction shirts.

You're such a meat head.
Meat Head by TheRollinVodkaofVu December 23, 2010