HBD

Heart. Break. Disease. When the girl of your dreams fucks up your life.

"Dude what's wrong with you?"

"She broke up with me"

"Damn Case of HBD.

by grcjr18 January 13, 2011

HBD

Shortcut for having a bad day

Mally: "hru?"
Sally: "hbd :("
Mally: " Ohh no that's too bad."

by TheDefinitionHero April 6, 2015

HBD

A sever sexually transmitted disease that, if gone untreated, can cause genitalia to fall off.

Man I wouldn't mess with that ho, she'll probably give you HBD.

by rustytrombone June 6, 2015

HBD

Also known as hypertensive birthday disorder, and is used on people who celebrates the day of their birth.

hey by the way, HBD! sorry I couldn't go to your party, hope you have fun!

by len1ck July 18, 2020

hbd

How ‘bout ‘dat
Shortened version of “how about that!”
Expression, often used in rural regions, to indicate a positive affirmation.

Millennial: texts photo of new puppy to grandfather
Grandpa Norm: hbd

by SteveO14712 August 9, 2020

Hbd Rate

Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.

-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday

-Don't like the person: "hbd"

-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"

-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"

-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"

-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"

-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"

-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes

Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.

I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!

Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011

Hbd Nbd

The most efficiently epic way of wishing someone a happy birthday. Hbd standing for "Happy Birthday" and Nbd standing for "No Big Deal", It's devious Rhyme make this phrase special in a unique way..

"oooh that's right it's Phil's birthday today!"
*Goes on facebook*

Dear Phil, Hbd Nbd Buddy!
0 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

by JG-LNB November 21, 2010