haystack 

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.

Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.

haystack by Phil January 15, 2005

haystack 

Ben Hanscom from the book "It" by Stephen King. He's called "haystack" by his friends because he's fat.

Ben "Haystack" wears sweatshirts to hide his tuh-hits.

haystack by we all float down here September 16, 2005

Haystack 

When you shave your pubic hair, cum on it so it glues together, and then shove it up your ass.

She loved my haystack last night

Haystack by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017

Haystack Brownie 

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".

"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".

Haystack Brownie by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019

haystack hair 

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

haystack hair by ADHD #1 February 16, 2009

haystack goat masher 

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

haystack goat masher by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

Needle in a Haystack 

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Needle in a Haystack by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017