haydonism

The act of religiously wearing tight shirts with a deep v-next

That fag looks like a product of haydonism. Bless his soul.

by hotandsexual February 25, 2014

Haydon-Soutar

A serious gamer who does nothing but game. He moans about nothing in porticular

he a haydon-soutar

by xiblaaze December 6, 2010

Haydooker

When one goes to someone's house and has sexual intercourse with his/her father.

If you wanna spook her, just pull the old Haydooker.

by mrahm010 February 20, 2018

Haydoing

Haydoing is to always complain about brutal constopation and never actually be a functioning adult.

Haydo- I still haven't had a shit in 4 weeks.

The Boys- Haydo you don't actually have an ass to shit out from , stop being haydoing

by anderswars June 27, 2019

Haydon stewart

A descriptive word to describe a person who can read but cannot spell

If i was to write like a haydon stewart people would call me a retard

by Alphatext April 18, 2020

Haydong

Some guy who apparently likes wearing green and is a lot different online than he is irl

"Hey haydong have you heard of amogus"

by GiraR487 April 28, 2022

Haydon

Trump dick suckin, ignorant, ugly ass, likin it up the ass, amphibian lookin trickass hoe. Absolutely triflin.

Haydon is the type to fuck his dog.

by slutdaddydaniel May 28, 2022