The process of easing the concerns of what used to be the hottest girl in high school while she is overweight and vulnerable by offering to have sexual intercourse with her. While engaging in sexual activity from the doggy style position, grab 3 to 4 BK Chicken Fries™ and insert them into her anus. Her cries may sound painful, but secretly that fat fuck loves the validation you're giving her. Finish on her forehead and then slip into the night never to be seen again and then post the pictures on Social Media.
I've been feeling a little self conscious lately and I guess Blake noticed because he totally pulled the Hawkins on me!
by FriendofBlake March 23, 2015
Hawkin is the loml.
by periwinkle# December 09, 2019
by Cleaves728 January 23, 2007
An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
by restinpiece August 28, 2020
by Tinsley760 May 21, 2011
guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump
by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 29, 2020