I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Haven

A beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, sassy, sweet, funny, independent, and stubborn person If you are ever fortunate to encounter a Haven you should hold on to them tight because they bring with them a once in a lifetime kind of friendship They have one of the kindest hearts you will encounter and will always be there when you need someone to lean on They take care of You when you need help and will never leave you when you need them the most They live a life for Christ showing it in everything they do, and hold Jesus in their heart They are the true embodiment of a kind, caring, trusting, and good person Their smile chases out the darkness faster than light She keeps too much too herself and wishes to let others know but doesn’t know how If you have a Haven in your life let them know you will be there for them She is a strong and determined individual, who will always fight for what she wants Haven will speak her mind and won’t hold back what needs to be said She always knows just what to say to light you up when you’re down
She lives her life for others and not for herself She is as selfless as someone could ever be Haven is some you aspire to be She is the friend you have always wished She is everything and deserves eveything Haven may at times think she is alone when in reality she has an army behind her just waiting for a chance to help her fight Everyone who knows somebody by the name Haven has been given a blessing by God, for Haven is an ANGEl ON EARTH!

Haven is the greatest friend you will ever have!

by kbonnieb630 July 10, 2018

Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008

sex haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

by Trippisk December 6, 2016

haver

It means to talk nonsense, chatter.

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you." The Proclaimers

by Anita June 12, 2003

haternation

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.

Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.

by cdubyas December 12, 2008

Haven gice done

When you can't decide whether to say "have a nice one" or "have a good day" so your brain makes you say both.

Dude I just said "haven gice done" to a bus driver, I am now going to jump off a cliff.

by 2.4braincell April 24, 2021