A totally consumed Conspiracist that is CONSTANTLY trying to convince you that conspiracies are true.
I cant believe all the wild and crazy stories you keep telling me man, I don't want to hear it - your a Tin Hatter.
by Busters March 18, 2010
Get the Tin Hatter mug.Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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Hattey • hatter • Hatty • hatley • hatted • hatey • hattersley • Hatty Hattington • Hatter553 • haftey
The most loyal friend you will ever have the fortune to meet. Hattys are very sensitive but LOVE to have a good time. Hattys are so trustworthy and will always keep your secrets. Sometimes they can give you away with out meaning to but because they are so nice you forgive them straight away. Hattys are so funny and very pretty and stunning. They aren't afraid to try something new and meet new people. Basically Hattys are the best friends you can get and will be an awesome friend for life.
by LittleRave January 25, 2009
Get the Hatty mug.Jim: Damn dude! After I saw you throw hands I knee you were a Scots Irish Score settler.
Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!
Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?
Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.
Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!
Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?
Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.
by Bubba Army Troll February 15, 2023
Get the Hatley mug.A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.
Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011
Get the Hatleysquats mug.One of the new-found "fans" of the Boston Red Sux who has limited to no knowledge of the game of baseball, and who buys expensive and scarce tickets to the ball game because of the frat-party like atmosphere, and so he or she can brag of their allegiance around the water cooler. The pink hatter is so named because their team apparrel purchases are unconventional in color, and are merely chosen in an attemp to call attention to themselves and their amplified hipster factor. Pink hatters can be found in the ballpark taking the seat of a more interested and less casual fan that was unable to get a ticket.
Did you see the movie Fever Pitch where Drew Barrymore gets hit in the head by a baseball at a game because she is using her lap-top computer? That scene was meant to be humorous, but it made light of the serious problem of the confluence of pink hatters to Fenway Park. Geez, bandwagon fannery has certainly gotten out of control.
by Hipster Hater March 29, 2008
Get the pink hatter mug.A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.
Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:
"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010
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