David Hasselhoff

German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.

My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.

by scissor_hands_090 July 21, 2006

David Hasselhoff?!?!

An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.

"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"

by Clark W. September 9, 2008

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Hasselhoff

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

by Roobeer November 7, 2020