Hasbeen

Someone who graduates from high school and can't except the fact that they are no longer in high school and continue to hang around with high schoolers. They cant move on and continue to hang around their hometown. Never leaving. #losers #moveonewithyourlife #kendra

Kendra is such a hasbeen. Oh my gosh are they ever go leave, like stop being a hasbeen.

by Realbitch00 February 18, 2017

i-hasbeen

an outdated/redundant apple macintosh product up to and inclueding usually only 6 months old from new. Society, peers and retail stores pressure us to update to the new 'i' product the instant it is released.

"Dude I camped outside Dick Smith last night so i could be the first fuckwit with the i-pad 5"
" snap out of it ya stooge! dont you realise you will be back there in 6 months camping out again when it becomes an

i-hasbeen"

by chrisee t November 9, 2012

Fanny Hasbeen

A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.

Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle

New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day

Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.

by Hugo Moustachio June 21, 2015

Hasbian

A girl who has previously had lesbian relationships, that is trying out some cock.

Claire: I thought she was a lesbian?
Alan: She was but she's back on solids.
Claire: Ah she's a hasbian...

by MajorThom February 3, 2010

hasbian

A woman who slept with other women while at college and who ceased doing so upon graduation.

"You hear Susan got married?"

"I thought she was a lesbian?"

"Nah, hasbian."

by TheGameKat August 4, 2008

hasbian

A term meaning a lesbian who now partakes in heterosexual activities.
However, it does not mean that a woman has CHANGED her sexual orientation, that is something which does not change. She may however have changed her sexual behavior or identity.

The woman may truly be straight and have previously been questioning, or the woman may have been a lesbian who has retreated into the closet, or the woman may be bisexual, omnisexual or something else of that nature but by no means can a person change their orientation.

by BakaTulip December 9, 2004

Hasbian

A girl that has lived and regarded herself as a lesbian, but now is either a bi-girl or straight and no longer gay.

For a period of six years she lived as a Lesbian and had several relationships, now she is simply a Hasbian.

by Michael Pettett May 21, 2006