Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.

All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.

by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013

Willis Hatch

The hatch in the roof of an elevator through which an action hero can suddenly enter, wearing a slightly dirty white singlet, to attack bad guys or rescue trapped victims.

N.B. these portals only appear in bad Hollywood films, rather than actual, real-life multi-storey buildings.

"With a crash, the Willis Hatch burst open and John McClane dropped through, knocking the terrorist to the ground."

by dom Kaos October 2, 2009

chicken hatch

The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.

We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"

chicken hatch

by Hatchman April 26, 2014

Hatchmeister

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

hartzheim

A group of incredibly skilled drinkers whom take the statement "pants off, dance off" literally. Also known to get a little handzy when drunk.

Wow .... I got hartzheim drunk last night!

by Qton81 November 24, 2016

hatch up

hatch up is a verb used to describe the activity of building a community, mostly through events.

I hatch up something there. It is a community in the eSport scene.

by AlexHLD May 14, 2021

Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

by Stefo July 27, 2006