harpoon

While getting head give the unsuspecting woman a swift flat-palmed smack to the back of the head.

that gag sound after I harpooned the drunk chick was priceless.

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

harpoon

poon. 1. Verb. a person that sticks poons and gets up close and personal to get pussy because pussy smells like fish.
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons

tyler- hey i harpooned some pussy last night
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass

by episcopal pimp January 31, 2005

Harpoon

The extreme version of getting pooned.

Verb: Harpooned

Tom: I created MySpace.

Dude: Dude, your a harpoon.

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Jimmy: I was all up in a fight yesterday.

Dude: I bet you got harpooned.

Jimmy: Na, he got harpooned as I broke his eye-socket with my tazer of doom which I acquired from eBay in the western sector. Holla.

by Deuce Click Street Mobbin December 15, 2008

Harpoon

Feminine hygiene product.

My girl is at the store getting some harpoons, so I asked her to pick up some beer.

by Hogger63 January 23, 2009

Harpoon

A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.

"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"

by Xavier Salazar July 19, 2006

harpoon

Fur Burger, Snatch, Cunt, Pussy, Twat, Gash, Flaps, Pee Hole, Red Snapper, The "Y", Taco, Devils Fuzy Triangle etc. etc.

A Tyrone, I knows why you be afta mah sista, you just want harpoon tang!

by Gonads April 22, 2006

Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else

"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"

by Illiminati4LIFE November 7, 2014