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haiku

this is a haiku
it has seven syllables

it also has five

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a haiku is a Japanese poem including 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last ( only three lines)
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poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 7, 2008
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Harika

An absolute meanie, so mean that she can kill you just with her looks
Kevin was obviously very scared of Harika because she was very mean
by Umlitaf July 19, 2018
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haiku

Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.

Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.
A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.
by Blue Jack January 3, 2009
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Haiku

A type of Japanese poetry always 3 lines in length. The lines always have 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
Haiku usually focuses on highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 30, 2011
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Haiku anarchist

(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.
Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!
by lisagaia June 20, 2011
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Haikuification

Turning everyday comments and phrases into haikus, popularized by the Haiku Bot for Discord servers, which turns users' posts into haikus whenever they are the correct number of syllables. This often takes users by surprise.
None of you will escape the haikuification! Watch your syllable count, Haiku Bot strikes when you least expect it.
by Jak6841 May 4, 2021
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