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Hartwick College

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.
Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape
by yan April 12, 2005
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Hartwick College

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.
Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!
by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004
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Kip of Hartwick

Kip is a typical frat boy name & guy on the surface. But dig a little deeper & you'll find this Midwest transplant thinks that stealing a new fresh wardrobe is all that's needed to change his character. He tries desperately to fit in among Upstate NY college alphas only to sleep with his new bro's GFs or BFs because this bi douche doesn't comprehend loyalty. Low brow fuckboi who falls in love over the internet, ala Napolean Dynamite. Hartwick interchangeable with other colleges. Kip of Pepperdine or Kip of Loyola or Kip of UTEP all work.
That new guy is such a Kip of Hartwick. He got caught banging his buddy's boyfriend this afternoon.
by ScorpionKing90 November 2, 2020
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Hartwick College

An amazing school with a beautiful view, great community feel, wonderful faculty and staff, some pretty awesome students, many fun events, great opportunities, and a LOT of stairs.
by Hartwick lover June 24, 2011
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Jess Hardwicke

A beautiful girl, 100% better than Jess miller.
Definition of a pulling machine and stripper.
by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018
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Hardwicked

When your asshole boyfriend is domineering and uses you as a sex doll.
I am so tired of being Hardwicked by my boyfriend.
by FrankieStrilla June 18, 2018
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Harwick

Small town in western PA. Has two bars, a church, and a paint company.
I live in the town of Harwick.
by Me January 27, 2007
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