You the only one that my dick could get hard for 

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates

People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

You the only one that my dick could get hard for by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025

Get me hard, Retard 

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

Get me hard, Retard by sharu3 November 16, 2018

getting hard or hardly getting? 

Pun that employs a very clever sexual innuendo.

Hey Jon, are you getting hard or hardly getting? Just kidding we know your not getting anything at all.

getting hard or hardly getting? by Philler tha Killer January 27, 2010

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

Gets my dick hard by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007

my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

my dick is getting fucking hard by dildo777 December 29, 2020

getting hard 

1. Male sexual excitement. Becoming sexually aroused to the point of penile erection. Growing a boner, stiffy or hard on.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.

1. “Whenever Sarah gives me that look, she know's I'm getting hard”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”

getting hard by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016

im getting hard 

A mans pp growing because of something that turns him on

Her: so you not gonna give me a hug?
Me in my head: im getting hard

im getting hard by Lil Jo November 30, 2021