handsomesouthernboy

previously known as flomilliwhereisthealbum. also known as flomilliboy, jacobeatshummus and josh(ua) bastin - a j-name, i know, but hear me out: he’s an absolute hottie. tiktok’s white boy of the month for august, if you will. our (newly appointed) southern king, a freshman at UGA & fresh outta desert oasis HS. star volleyball player, hs valedictorian and the ex boyfriend of noah beck / noah miller (he’s clearly got a type). ceo of shaving tiktoks, singing megan in the car, megan thee stallion and flo milli. part of the dynamic duo that is him & his roommate tanner. a vegas icon.

“have you heard of handsomesouthernboy on tiktok?“
“white boy of the month? yup.”

by dee :) October 25, 2020

Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Handsome Jack

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.

Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

by HyperionMischief July 30, 2018

The Hanson Brothers

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.

whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!

by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010

Handsome Varney

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

by bluetowel February 22, 2011

Worldwide handsome

The term worldwide handsome is often used when refering to Kim Seokjin (김석진), better known as Jin, from boygroup BTS (방탄소년단).

Him being the only living description of worldwide handsome to date, indicates that this term is exclusively applicable to Kim Seokjin only.

Kim Seokjin is the most beautiful living being in the world, he truly is worldwide handsome.

by Meralvh December 10, 2017