The host on NBC Dateline.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007
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I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
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The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."
by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017
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by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003
Get the squirrel handed mug.Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
Get the having your ass handed to you mug.To exclaim frustration. A replacement for "for fucks sake" or "grrrr". Said forcefully and with conviction.
Can also be said to fire oneself up, to get ready for a task you're not looking forward to.
Can also be said to fire oneself up, to get ready for a task you're not looking forward to.
Hanseugen! Why doesn't this work?!
by Meladjusted November 6, 2019
Get the Hanseugen mug.Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
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