hanely

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

by jim bullocks August 14, 2015

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

Hansel

That Hansel's so hot right now...

"Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel"

by Iliketurtleskid December 10, 2009

hansel

hansel = a hot guy, a handsome guy etc

matt is such a hansel

by Blush January 7, 2007

handel

masturbation in Bengali language

ki re bara handel marchilis na ki?

by nick10000 November 1, 2021

Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007