The host on NBC Dateline.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
Exposes criminals.
Stars on To Catch a Predator.
The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007
Get the Chris Hansen mug.The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."
by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017
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everyone always looks up to her and asks her for advice. she's a diva, the female version of a hustler.
can be used as a noun or adjective.
everyone always looks up to her and asks her for advice. she's a diva, the female version of a hustler.
can be used as a noun or adjective.
by haniehk March 7, 2009
Get the hanieh mug.Mitsukuni Haninozuka, also known as "Hunny" (coming from his last name), is one of the oldest members of the host club in the anime/manga known as Ouran High School Host Club. He is very childish and short for his age.
His cousin of the same age Takashi Morinozuka is usually found right beside him (acting as an accessory of sorts), and typically takes care of him. However the both of them are masters in martial arts.
Hunny has a particularly strong sweet tooth and is almost always seen eating some sugary treat (which, at one point, gives him a very awful cavity).
He is also noted to be carrying around his famous stuffed rabbit "Usa-chan".
Not much is known about his mother, but his father owns a series of dojos for training in martial arts. Hunny had fought him once, and won.
Hunny has a younger brother who doesn't approve of Hunny's lifestyle. He is often bitter towards his older brother and feels almost overshadowed by him.
One of the Haninozuka traditions is to fight upon seeing another family member.
His cousin of the same age Takashi Morinozuka is usually found right beside him (acting as an accessory of sorts), and typically takes care of him. However the both of them are masters in martial arts.
Hunny has a particularly strong sweet tooth and is almost always seen eating some sugary treat (which, at one point, gives him a very awful cavity).
He is also noted to be carrying around his famous stuffed rabbit "Usa-chan".
Not much is known about his mother, but his father owns a series of dojos for training in martial arts. Hunny had fought him once, and won.
Hunny has a younger brother who doesn't approve of Hunny's lifestyle. He is often bitter towards his older brother and feels almost overshadowed by him.
One of the Haninozuka traditions is to fight upon seeing another family member.
by OuranFan December 31, 2009
Get the Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka mug.Makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer
by alljokesasalad December 1, 2019
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Started as a guitarist/vocalist in helloween probably the most influencial euro power metal band. Unhappy with his vocal talents, helloween hired a new vocalist Michael Kiske...With his unbelievable voice Helloween were becoming a force to be reckoned with
Kai Hansen then left at the worst possible time , just after releasing the two greatest Helloween albums "Keeper of the seven key" Parts I + II ... Helloween were in their prime but without Kai Hansen
He then founded gamma ray but started only as a guitarist. After the departure of Ralf Sheepers(vocals) Kai took on the position of vocals and guitar again , He also founded iron savior another Power metal band with a very different vocalist in Piet Sielck.
Kai Hansen is still with gamma ray and has worked with French Power Metal band Heavenly...Swedish band hammerfall ... power metal icons blind guardian ... and the project of tobias sammet avantasia along with members from old band helloween and other greats from the power metal genre.
Started as a guitarist/vocalist in helloween probably the most influencial euro power metal band. Unhappy with his vocal talents, helloween hired a new vocalist Michael Kiske...With his unbelievable voice Helloween were becoming a force to be reckoned with
Kai Hansen then left at the worst possible time , just after releasing the two greatest Helloween albums "Keeper of the seven key" Parts I + II ... Helloween were in their prime but without Kai Hansen
He then founded gamma ray but started only as a guitarist. After the departure of Ralf Sheepers(vocals) Kai took on the position of vocals and guitar again , He also founded iron savior another Power metal band with a very different vocalist in Piet Sielck.
Kai Hansen is still with gamma ray and has worked with French Power Metal band Heavenly...Swedish band hammerfall ... power metal icons blind guardian ... and the project of tobias sammet avantasia along with members from old band helloween and other greats from the power metal genre.
by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005
Get the kai hansen mug.haneen is a wonderful person , one of a kind , u will never meet a haneen u will not love , she is beautiful , elegant , intelligent , funny , very persuasive and annoying in a very lovable way . she makes u realize what a great life u have , and makes you thank god every single day of your life , that you have met such a person , she is the brightest candle , in a sea of darkness , will always light the way for you and make sure you are safe and sound . a guardian angel . a haneen usually loves the colour blue , the script , agatha christy , chocolate cakes and collects idioms . great browny eyes which can stop time . a girl that makes perfection sound easy . by the way , haneen is a beautiful arabic name which means longing for .
by TheWillOfHearts November 14, 2011
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