hangnail

Verb & noun: to hang out with your significant other or friend-with-benefits, ultimately resulting in sexual activity.

Distinguished from "booty call" in that booty calls are for the specific and limited purpose of hooking up. Hangnails involve hanging out and THEN nailing.

Guy 1: Hey, what you been up to the last few days?

Guy 2: Well, I've mostly been hangnailing with Stacey. We've pretty much beaten all of the Mario Kart grand prix...and used up my condoms.

by DubiousDesigns April 12, 2010

Love Handrails

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

by Hands Harris April 15, 2009

Louisiana Hangnail

An aborted fetus shoved up the anus of your partner.

I was ok with my girlfriend being kind of kinky, but when she asked for a Louisiana Hangnail, I got the hell out of there!

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011

Hangnail Anus

A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.

"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"

"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."

by Zeekology May 24, 2012

hangnail

A car accident wherein a driver committing a hanging left trailer is struck by a driver traveling through the same intersection legally. Common in Los Angeles.

She totaled her new car in a hangnail with a truck at LaBrea and Melrose.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

hangnail

A dried piece of semen loosly attached to the end of your penis. Mainly affects Homeless or lazy people. painfull and can cause anurism.

Got a hangnail from this chick last night. it hurts.

by Fartmastergreg November 19, 2007

hangnail nip

When one has nipples that seem to angle towards the ground in a saddened fashion.

Damn! Freddie has some hangnail nipples.

by Just1andother December 7, 2016