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Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando
by Not_VineOG February 28, 2020
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Za Hando Za Warudo

Za Hando Za Warudo or in english, The Hand The World reffers to Okuyasu trying to time stop but failed and apologizes, why he tried to because he got concerned of Jotaro stopping time by saying Star Platinum The World!.
Okyasu: Za Hando Za warudo
Okuyasu: Sorry.. my bad..
by lemonsxeed September 03, 2020
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Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy
Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy
by Za hando January 11, 2021
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Hirafu Hando

A “Hirafu Hando” is a bit of a misnomer. It’s when an acquaintance, travel companion, or friend always owes his portion of something.

After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.

In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)

The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”

The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
How does Captain always manage to pull aff all these epics trips? It’s always last minute, and he’s always saying he’s broke? gives? He’s world famous for those “Hirafu Hando’s” - The Boys say he does a better job anyway.
by JiZ~Markie January 30, 2025
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hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis
johny drank the hando cocktail
by handito November 06, 2009
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Hando

When you call a person by mistake. Similar to typo.
Oh sorry that was a hando, I called you by mistake.
by Mirray August 03, 2022
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Mando Hando

When 2 or more people wear nothing but motorcycle helmets with tinted visors and jack each other off. There are many variations including the Grogu Mando Hando in which one person sits in the other's lap and receives a reach around; or the Covent Mando Hando in which 3 or more people participate in a circle jerk while muttering "This is the way."
"Any plans tonight?" "Yeah, me and some buddies are gonna do a Mando Hando. Wanna join?"
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."
by C. BlaSty April 05, 2023
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