John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.

I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.

by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025

Handcocked

Getting slapped upside the head. Pistol whipped.

Damn, that dude just took your own pistol and Handcocked you.

by RE1776 July 9, 2022

Mr handcock

Mr handcock is a hard working man who loves his friends but has a dark side.... he is extremely gay at night, like a werewolf his gay side comes out at night.

That kid chobey is a right mr handcock

by pussyclater12 May 15, 2022