Handwarmers

Women's Breasts

"Hey girl, my hands are really cold. Would you mind if I use your handwarmers?"

by Yeet_1337 April 7, 2019

hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy

Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted

by kylet June 27, 2006

Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

handcrafted

An item that you pay twice the price for. A creative marketing phrase to add value to something that may or may not be the same as a non handcrafted item.

"Hey man, our check is over a hundred dollars!" "Yeah that's because Jane keeps drinking those fucking handcrafted Grey Goose and cranberry's!"

by bocacburt June 5, 2014

Icelandic handwarmer

When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy

Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night

by murderxjunkie April 25, 2017

dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.

Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."

by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020