connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

ramspreading

When trucks angle park instead of using a defined space

My contractors are ramspreading and blocking my entire driveway!

by Stopspreading November 13, 2017

Hampstead

Hampstead School is a torturous place where you are forced to sit and watch everyone fake to eachother, and by the ends you will have no friends.

What’s the most ghetto school you know? Hampstead School

by Don’t get hurt May 25, 2018

Hampstead Beck

A girl, who lives in North West London. Goes to South Hampstead, Jfs, or Channing and spends every Friday at The Coffee Cup wearing a North Face Jacket. Typically hangs out with boys from UCS

David “oh look, it’s the Hampstead Becks”
Mel “Yeah, they are here every friday”

by lotusspread3214 November 8, 2021

hamstead hall

a school for social rejects. all the kids smoke weed in the hallways and kick resource base kids. the only thing that people look forward to is eating the crusty ass chicken and chips on a Tuesday. the teachers assume ur mentally ill and destined for nothing. the boys' toilets stink of piss and the girls' toilets smell of pussy wind. craythorne block is dum and parkside block is manky. all the science rooms smell of farts and shit and the teachers blame it on methane. the cracked kids all walk like they sprained their and wear fake Louis Vitton merch and you can be assured that there will always be your friendly neighbourhood year 7 using the toilets as a vape hotbox.

grammar school prick : DO YooU GoO TOo HAmstEAd hAul??
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know

grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you

hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick

* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*

by djfbkjq08ythreefoldsource11487 November 23, 2021

hardspread

A rather promiscuous female who assumes the submissive position of spreading her ass-cheeks, revealing her genitalia in all its glory. A common occurrence in a certain tinychat room. In rare occasions, a male may hardspread.

"Dude, she did a hardspread on tinychat yesterday!"

"Will you hardspread for me, baby?"

by A1 from r9k January 3, 2023

Ma'amspreading

The female version of manspreading . Done mostly by women who are not concerned with being lady-like. May also apply in cases where women block a seat with her bags/purse.

Excuse me lady, but could you stop ma'amspreading and let me sit down?

by Kanna-Chan June 27, 2018