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Hamphone

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning
This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.
by csavas November 7, 2016
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Hamshitboned

Getting absolutely hammered drunk. First uttered in Willow, Alaska.
Christopher got hamshitboned and jumped out of the window.
by C76M June 7, 2013
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Hamshank Frank

Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.
I saw Hamshank Frank in the Co op today, he’s still as mad as ever.
by Nat Phillips July 31, 2021
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hamsh banan

hamsh banan is just that kind of person who will naturally become a pro in any given video game within minutes. He is just that kind of person to answer a question or respond to a real world situation using as little brain power as possible as he is saving the rest for gaming later that day. You can always trust a hamsh banan to answer a question with something mostly unrelated to the actual question and to act like their brain is a banan (most of the time). But through all this, you can always trust him to be an epik pro gamer and a great friend.
Person 1: 'Is that hamsh banan!? I would really like to play Terraria with him this afternoon, I heard he is really good.'

Person 2: 'Yeah I played Minecraft with him yesterday, he's a total Pro Gamer!!'
by L1ghtn1ng January 31, 2022
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Hamhock

The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013
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Hamshire Fannett

The girls cooters stink like rotten blue cheese with lips like a double meat Arby’s sandwich. The guys are corn fed redneck hillbilly’s that fuck each other’s heifers around the campfire to a bottle of jim beam. The principal likes his butthole soup sandwiched by the big dicked janitor. But has the best frisky physics teacher around(just ask the boss).
Your furburger smells like Hamshire Fannett .
by kootercrusher June 11, 2020
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hamsha

person 1;which one do you prefer sausage or beacon?
person 2;i like pancakes better
person 1; that wasnt a ch....
person 2; hamsha!!
by ilikefatblackcocks69 August 12, 2011
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