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New Hampshire dog

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A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.
I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.
by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023
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Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!

It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.

The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.

The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.

A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.

In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.

Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.

Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'

'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'
by hookmassive February 8, 2012
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New Hampshire

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A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.
Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.
by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009
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Cornish, New Hampshire

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The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..
Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.
by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006
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New Hampshire

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Beautiful place. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. If you have a preference for the fall weather, this is the place to be. Extremely down to earth and friendly people. No sales or income tax means very helpful to your bank accounts, especially with a good job! Very clean and lots of outdoors activities! Arts and entertainment has plenty to offer, though a bit on the small-scale side, even for a small area. Plenty of bars and pubs, and one or two good clubs (only in Manchester). Now the bad: the only knock to NH is when it comes to initial dating and that aspect of social life...the women here are absolutely ridiculous! I've travelled all across America and have never encountered such unfounded drama or stupidity. Imagine how high school was, and add maturity (but nothing else). And all that is just for trying to get that first date!! However, as the natives told me how they cope with it, the saving grace is that Maine and Massachussetts are nearby. I tell you, it IS a huge difference, but it's a damn shame for all there is to offer here...skiing, white-water rafting, Southern New Hampshire still has a "small big city" vibe, etc. Oh, and they know how to drink.
Some of the most fun cities of New Hampshire include Manchester, Portsmouth, Dover, and Nashua.
by TravellerNY December 28, 2005
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When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.
Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.
by mojotikian June 15, 2010
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Newport, New Hampshire

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A mountain town in western New Hampshire as stereotypically redneck as anywhere in the South. Home of Ruger Firearms, hence the town is militantly pro-gun. Rebel flags are even an occasional sight. The local barbershop on the corner of Sunapee St. and Main St. is called Git R Cut, since the town is proud of it's Redneck label. Classy middle class homes are located across from white trash dwellings, and everyone seems to get along. Drunks are all over this town, but fortunately the heroin addicts and such are all nestled privately on Laurel St. and the surrounding environs, especially Cross Street. Lifted trucks are also quite common to see. Many residents are classic inbreds.

North Newport, the rich area located in the woods, still habors some run down houses and farms.

Newport is an upscale shithole in disguise. Despite the description, it is a pleasant area to live. Low crime rate, friendly folks. And the Country Kitchen restaurant has great biscuits and gravy.
"I gotta head into Newport, New Hampshire to see what's in stock at Rody's Gun Shop."
by The Truth Dammit! October 6, 2009
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